Friday, August 22, 2008

Malaysian English ! L-Languange!

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and
The 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss
Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical
Appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name
Me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that
Starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a
Fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and
Says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted
The board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia
Should really be disqualified ; and they decided that
Since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with
The letter 'L', they decided to give her another
Chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human
Anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU
The Judges fainted..!!!

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